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Amsterdam Brothels – The No.1 List for Premium Pleasure! With prostitution being legal in Amsterdam, it openly comes in various forms and styles. From the more simplistic and pedestrian version of the “Sexy girls behind the windows” of the “Red Light District,” to the much classier and far more sophisticated “Sex Clubs” and from the more discretely personal “Private Houses” to the many very popular “Escort Services!” In a very progressive “flesh friendly” society, customer service and satisfaction is priority #1 and everyone’s favorite motto is “what happens in Amsterdam, stays in Amsterdam!” Sex Clubs: These are basically a popular combination of “Bar + Brothel = Very Happy, Satisfied Customers! They come in absolutely all sizes and quality of establishments, from impressively posh and clean to pretty damn dumpy and questionable safe. The prices of services vary considerable, so get everything quoted and paid for in advance, before you are thinking more with your lower head instead of your upper head. Here is a list of the Sex Clubs that our clients say offered them the very best times for the very best deals. Club Elegance: Considered the classiest and nicest sex club since “Yab Yum” closed down in 2008, there is any entry fee and a 5 drink minimum to be aware of. This place is ranked #1 by the distinguished gentlemen whom we’ve polled over the past year. Jan Bik: The closest sex club to Centraal Station and known world-wide as the cheapest sex club in Amsterdam due to the fact that they have seven locations throughout the Netherlands, so bulk buying power passes the savings on to YOU, the customer! Club Mayfair: Only 1.5 kilometers south of Museumplein and Leidseplein, its just a couple blocks from the RAI Convention Center Complex. The website is in Dutch but this isn’t “rocket science” and what you see is what you get. Societé Anonyme: Solemnly promising the utmost in discretion and anonymity, as well as being one of a few sex clubs that runs its own “Outcall Escort Service,” this is one of the very few sex clubs that actually shows legitimate photos of actual girls. Located right between the Rijksmuseum and the Heineken Brewery, it’s also a very short walk from Leidseplein. Club LV: This club seems to go out if its way to ensure that nobody knows anything at all about its prices, services and girls, but those who have frequented the location came back out with smiles on their faces. Ria’s: Another bit of a mystery with mixed reviews, but a really aggressively annoying yet nifty flash website that will give you seizures after about 3 minutes of trying to get any helpful information out of it. Some clients claim “Ria’s Rules!” Golden Key: Widely mixed reviews on the quality of women and on the prices, this is a supposedly an “independently contracted” club so you simply never know form hour to hour what or who you will find there. Some clients swear by the place, others swear they will never return. Special Scam Warnings: Two popular and commonly pulled SCAMS to be aware of when visiting Sex Clubs! The Taxi Scam: Many Sex Clubs have scams set up with local taxi cab services, where they pay cabbies to bring them fresh meat. The ugly part of the “Taxi Scam” is that it involves YOU getting stuck having to pay their “commission” which, unknown to YOU, until you arrive, comes out of your pockets with some hefty additional charges attached to your cab ride, so always be sure get price quite from the taxi driver “In Advance” or you may very well be sorry! The Champagne Scam: The friendly, smiling staff is going to continually do everything in their power to get you to buy a nice bottle of champagne to share with the girl or girls of your choice. The dirty little secret that they may accidentally forget to mention is, they plan on charging you as much as $200.00 to $1,000.00 per bottle. Get set quotes on the price of everything in advance. Escort Services: Why go out for a delicious meal when you can simply order room service and satisfy those hunger cravings in a magnificent "womb with a view." According to our clients, here’s the consummate “Crem De Le Crem.” Angels of Amsterdam: Very impressive and with amazingly hot women, they have all 14 of the ladies currently available posted on their website, and I guarantee you will like what you see. The website has special features where you can select features like dress size, cup size and what each girl does and doesn’t do, which is nice and wise to know in advance! Women of the World: The most reputable and widely escort service in Amsterdam. The company is actually run by women and the particularly specialize in attractive, well kempt, high-end, top model-type ladies as well as some model looking men as well. Escort Service Amsterdam: fascinating service that books the “Best of the Best” from all over the world, who fly into Amsterdam for you after you have officially booked them for “date!” These women are absolutely breathtaking, as every one of them is a 69 on a scale of 10. The website lets you pick from a wide variety of kinks and pleasure and allows you to create the fantasy day or night of your entire life. Of course, you definitely pay well for what you get well done! Girl’s Company Escort Service: This seems to be the official “Blue Light Special” (pun intended) in Amsterdam Escort Services, prices change from day to day but this is clearly and consistently the “Best Bang For Your Buck” bargain around, and the women are actually quite attractive and the service is very professionally run. Heaven Escort: A very impressive, no frills but no nonsense escort service, this little bit of Heaven on Earth has a stellar reputation and satisfaction rate with its highly satisfied customers. Beautiful women and a complete list of “Dos and Don’ts” for your specific tastes and interests and they offer a 10% discount if you order 3 or more hours. Pleasure Escort: A well respected, get what you pay for, direct and to the point business that is greatly appreciated for its sense of honor and business ethics. They have as many as 40 beautiful ladies who are ready, willing and able to take you on your very own in house “carnal carnival” ride and even have a “Hummer” (pun intended) Limousine that you can take a ride in while taking a ride! Private Houses: The name says it all, welcome to a “Private House” that is specifically dedicated to serving up exactly what you desire. Perfect for a more discrete experience, where you avoid having to negotiate out on the street in public, or get caught up in one of the notorious tourist scams perpetrated at many of the sex clubs! Enjoy the advantages of privacy, discretion comfort and actually “lower prices,’ in general compared to your other “Flesh For Fantasy” options! The following Private Houses have come to us highly recommended my many of our loyal, regular clientele: Amsterdam Prive: A private house in Vondelpark, this is considered one of the classiest brothels in all of Amsterdam. There’s also a very nice website if you read Dutch, which includes photos of the place and a few of the ladies who play there. Club Bianca: A private brothel in a residential neighborhood of Vondelpark, the place has no website but “word of mouth” reviews and referrals are impressive and mind blowing to say the least. Jan Bik: Also a popular and well respected sex club, Jan Bik offers duel services with a very nice bar area where people can mingle and “pick a partner.” There is also the option where the girls will come through your room one at a time introducing themselves and openly discussing what they do and don’t do. This is definitely one of the least expensive brothel experiences available in the Netherlands and most of the women are very attractive and nice. Jan Bik is committed to not participate in any of the Taxi scams, so that’s a relief when you’re seeking relief. Love Club 21: In the famed Red Light District, all of the women here are young cute, and “Asian”, most of them of “Thai” decent, so clients quite naturally make reference to the idea of a nice massage with “happy ending!” If that’s a particular “turn-on” for you, then this is most definitely the place for you. Park 118: Near the Heineken Brewery and the AlbertCuyp street market, this is actually a part of a small chain of brothels that have a very positive reputation throughout the Netherlands. According to past clientele, it is a very comfortable, clean and relaxed place to enjoyably experience the “nether regions” of some very naughty Netherlanders!
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